punkbread:

i hate it when kids are assholes you cant even punch them or anything cause theyre like 9 and they know this those smug little shits

When I graduate, I will sneak into all my teachers’ bedrooms and do this:

(Source: theerasedcitizen)

starfish-are-stickers:

you know what’s fucking worse than NO pockets?

fucking FAKE POCKETS

THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT